The worst moments from an awkward ‘Bachelor’ finale that just kept going

Are you still with us? The finale has arrived, a conclusion to this boring of boringest seasons of “The Bachelor,” the 22nd in a franchise that grows by the year with new spin-offs, engagements, babies — and, of course, breakups.

Speaking of splits, we don’t have a best or weirdest moment from last night, only worst ones. We pick up in Peru, where the final two women, Lauren and Becca, meet Arie’s family and go on their final dates before he picks out a Neil Lane ring and gets down on one knee.

The first worst moment: Becca meets Arie’s parents, who can’t stop talking about Lauren

Arie begins the episode telling his parents that he’s in love with two women and just can’t decide. First up is Lauren, whom everyone seems to also love, despite her lack of personality. Arie describes Lauren to his parents as “quiet and sort of introverted” but also occasions of being “super funny” and “danc[ing] around.”

Then it’s Becca’s turn, whom Arie calls more “outgoing,” and who unfortunately has to listen to everyone in Arie’s family compare her to Lauren. Arie’s father puts it bluntly: “Looking at him around you, I — I don’t know. It’s hard to compare him around Lauren yesterday and you. Right now, I haven’t been able to pick up any vibes where I say, ‘well, I think he’s leaning more towards Becca or Lauren.’ So, I’m sure you’ve met her and kind of got to know her a little bit.”



Source: washingtonpost

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