Saturday Night Live: White House as Waffle House at 2am

Alec Baldwin is back! Of course he is. “Nobody is allowed to have a gun, not even whites,” says Baldwin-as-Trump, after reading thoughtful comments from an index card. Then Trump explains how he’ll “make America’s schools safe all by myself”.

“Even without a weapon, I’d burst through the doors – I’m actually a very fast runner – the guy with a gun wouldn’t even know what hit him.’

He reflects on his recent loss of staff: “Hope Hicks. She’s like a daughter to me: so smart. So hot.” Now Trump is basically on his own, he says, but he has a strategy.

“I said I was going to run this country like a business. That business is a Waffle House at 2am. Crazies everywhere, staff walking out in the middle of their shift, cashiers taking money out of the register to pay the Russian mob.”

Kate McKinnon as Jeff Sessions joins in for the old refrain: live from New York. You know.

SNL has been on hiatus for a month thanks to the Olympics, so it’s appropriate they’ve picked an athlete to host. But not that kind of athlete. It’s Charles Barkley. “Why is Charles Barkley hosting Saturday Night Live?” my husband asks.

“A lot of athletes are worried that speaking out might hurt their career,” Barkley says. “Well, here’s one thing that contradicts that: me. I’m hosting SNL for the fourth time – for no reason!”

He tries one: “Lorne Michaels wanted someone to talk about Black Panther with.”

Barkley reminisces about Barack Obama’s 50th birthday party, and then banters with Michael Che before sending out a special message to LeBron James: “LeBron: keep on dribbling and never shut up. And maybe one day you can host SNL for the fourth time just like me.”



Source: theguardian

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